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[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Is running from a bear a good strategy? I'm no expert, but they seem a lot faster.

[-] Razorwire666@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago

Just have to be faster than one other person.

[-] CharcoalRushmoore@reddthat.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

The guy in blue about to get lucky

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

I had not considered the possibility that the bear was more horny than hungry.

[-] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

In that case it would have been posted by Violet08.

[-] Zoot@reddthat.com 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[-] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 weeks ago

No expert either but I wondered the same. I heard that running will trigger their hunting behaviour, because running is associated with fleeing pray. But on the other hand, if the bear already decided to charge them anyways, what else is there to do?

[-] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

If you're in close proximity of an aggressive bear, you have already missed all the good strategies. Why start then?

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