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[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 2 months ago

Pacific Rim. If two straight people merge their minds through a psychic bridge, they both become bigender and then it's gay. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

What happens if only one of the robits gets a roberection? Is that gay enough I don't know how the cybersex is supposed to work my great aunt warned me about people like me

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 5 points 2 months ago

Look, it's really simple. Master Chief's suit has a fleshlight built into it and Cortana can control it. It's called the autojacker. Read Fall of Reach, it's all in there.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

is that what they call jacking on to the matrix?

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 points 2 months ago

Now you're getting the picture! That's also where Handsome Jack gets his name from

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