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[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

When ~~they~~ you said "...my dyslexic ass just realized...", it made me envision ~~their~~ your ass doing the thinking. If the ass is functioning as ~~their~~ your head, then the brains inside the "head" are made of shit.

That was more or less the train of thought I had. I really didn't mean offense - I figured fans of The Onion would be less likely to take such comments seriously, but I guess I read the room wrong.

Ah, I guess I can see that word play. Thanks for clarifying! It did come off pretty strong and I'd guess I'm not the only one who didn't see that mental link. I was just wondering what I said that made you think so little of me.

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I don't know you, so the only thing I had to go on was your comment - and judging from other comments here, you're far from the only one thrown off by the community name, so it's not something to attack anyway, IMHO.

Attacking people isn't really my thing, anyway. At least it wasn't. I have to admit I'm so bitterly angry about the insane progression of destruction which selfish & self-righteous right-wingers have been causing in the world that I'm much more easily triggered than I used to be.

Bad dad jokes seem to have become my outlet for the extreme levels of anger, disgust, and depression it's all caused me to feel. I'm sorry if this one made you feel attacked as that was not my intention.

ETA: gonna go now before I step my foot in... ahem ...shit again.

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