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Pick a side Javascript
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artificial insemination; beard marriage, loves her husband platonically. I am a JS dev.
Lesbian, in marriage with another lesbian and adopted 3 kids. Still virgin.
Her partner is actually a woman, but dynamic type casts made her write "husband".
and by kids, she means their cats and/or dogs
Ah yes, the fursons and furdaughters.
We prefer the gender neutral fur baby in this household.
That's ageist.
I was thinking they were his kids from the previous marriage, though artificial insemination works just as well!
JS !== Java
Try Javascript some day!
Try Javascript today!
I'm not sure whether this is satire or not.
It's not. The default sorter does that, because that way it can sort pretty much anything without breaking at runtime. You can overwrite it easily, though. For the example above you could simply do it like this:
[3, 1, 10].sort((a, b) => a - b)Returns:
[1, 3, 10]Holy shit that's actually true. I just tried it
who the fuck decided that not breaking at runtime was more important than making sense?
this js example of
[1, 3, 10].sort()vs[1, 3, 10].sort((a, b) => a - b)will be my go to example of why good defaults are importantwho uses utf 16? people either use utf 8 (for files) or utf 32 (for string class O(1) random access)
True + true = 2. I've heard memes about Javascript, but jeez. It's really that bad?As a js dev, I will gymnastically take that as a compliment
I've had a JavaScript certification for over a decade now and I think I hate you.