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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Conservatives clearly hate our Constitution. So why don't they secede? Seems like something they'd be into. They even whine about it from time to time.

The answer is because their failing red states require our blue states to exist.

This is an abusive relationship and it's high time we end it. We do not need them. They need us.

[-] DaBPunkt@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

They tried once but it did not work out 😉

[-] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

If the all agree to move to Texas and give up nukes I will happily let it go and form its own country. I also wont try to help them if they invade Mexico/lose/and the Mexicans take it back.

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