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[-] Janx@piefed.social 13 points 10 hours ago

Women are like cats. They rub on you, climb on you, try to be near you, sigh when they're next to you, and we're like "I think she's just being friendly". Also, I just told on myself that I don't have a girlfriend because I compared women to cats...

[-] serenissi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

because I compared women to cats...

you should look at better places on fedi for a gf :)

[-] magic_smoke 1 points 4 hours ago

I mean my boyfriend calls me good kitty but like you should like warm up to that lmao.

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