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This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
You'll never get published with that scientific writing flair.
Yeah you need a more eye-catching title, like
"I accidentally made a calorimeter?? Gone wrong - GONE SEXUAL"
Now that's a paper any journal would be itching to publish
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