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Iran Faces US Wrath, But 5,000 Sailors On USS Ford Face 650 Failing Toilets (www.ndtv.com)

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The USS Gerald R. Ford has been at sea since June last year. The Republican leader's decision to extend its deployment for a second time has snowballed into a growing list of problems, such as blocked toilets and sewage troubles.

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[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

"An army marches on its stomach", meaning the troops need a steady supply of food.

I think that also means "An army marches on its butthole", because the waste gotta go somewhere.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 hours ago

i mean humans need a steady supply of food

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