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The latest skincare fad is rubbing salmon sperm on your face (www.theverge.com)
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[-] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Is that why she always asks to cum on face then?

this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026
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