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I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined
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I hear an alarming large number of people can trace their ancestry back to Genghis Khan and I am not sure you have him beat. Maybe though
Oh i forgot about that guy. Its a closer match-up than i thought.
Also, mammals evolved around 300 million years ago, and being generous, clothes were first used 3 million years ago. So the number of generations of your ancestors who didn't see tiddies everyday is a rounding error to the number who did. And they were ALL successful *vaguely waves in your direction*
But during the "walking around naked" times people tended to live in small communities, whereas we have access to thousands of naked people online everyday.
Yeah i was thinking you go on a gallery site and you scroll past scores of them without even noticing. An advert pops up with like 10 different naked chicks thumbnails and you close it before you even take in any details, but you've still seen them. Its gotta add up
I dunno, even assuming Ghengis had sex every day and his proclivities leaned toward having multiple concubines sent to him at one time, that still doesn't necessarily equal the number of different people someone could cycle through during a session of flogging the bishop. Someone with a high libido could easily pass Khan these days.
But he could've organised orgies to increase daily nudes views, optimisation