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Adafruit: From Ultimate Driving Machine to Ultimate Rent-Seeking Machine: The BMW Logo Screw Patent.

If you haven’t already heard, BMW’s R&D teams have been busy “innovating.” Unfortunately, they aren’t focusing on the things that actually matter—like stellar engine performance or the legendary driving dynamics that gearheads love. Instead, the C-suite execs decided that the best use of their engineering budget was to design a proprietary security screw specifically intended to prevent BMW drivers from fixing their own cars.

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 235 points 2 weeks ago

As soon as the rollout for BMW dealers starts, Chinese toolmakers will churn out compatible bits and screwdrivers. They might even be on the market before the BMW dealers have them in the mail.

[-] Steve@startrek.website 78 points 2 weeks ago

Every dollar store has a variety pack of “security screw” drivers

[-] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago

You could almost manufacture it based on this image, granted that's a 1/4" impact bit. All it would take is one bolt being smuggled to their factory or one photograph of a spec sheet.

[-] axexrx@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Unless im missing something about the design, theres a fairly common bit already on the market that works for this, and Id assume most auto shops already have laying around. My dewalt 50 piece came with one...
Bit looks like ( https://share.google/KHdg0HfO6zC9bab9O)

That one of those 2 pin spanner wrencheswith one on an arm that swings to adjust size, as far as asshole design security screws go, im not too mad at this... accomplishes what it needs to (keeping some rando with a screwdriver in his pocket from just deciding to undo some exposed screws for 'fun', or stealing your car trim) without being so proprietary pwople who arent preppared can't undo it with tools at hand (like the apple Pentalobe screws, and various triangle and tritip Philips variants, really anything with an odd number of contact points is immediatly more of a pita)

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Ifixit does this with apple’s fasteners. I bet they have plans for the BMW ones now too.

[-] njordomir@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

My dad bought me an ifixit repair kit for my birthday or Christmas or something and it is absolutely up there with the best, most frequently used presents of the last decade. It had the weird Ring doorbell bit when I tore down Amazon's spy doorbell. It has an odd bit for my ebike, it has all the computer and phone repair tools to crack open modern devices. This was more of a phone/tablet/computer kit. Maybe Ifixit or someone else will make a repair kit specifically for vehicles with anti-consumer "features"

[-] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

that’s not the only issue, it’s also just a plainly worse design that will likely lead to lots of broken screws and bits.

[-] notoftenthat@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Torqued to spec AND properly aligned.

https://imgur.com/electrician-left-all-of-screws-vertical-position-new-kitchen-x8osxMe

[-] Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

But these screwdrivers will be illegal, due to copyright infringement. Checkmate!

[-] artyom@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure they will but that requires owners to go out and buy a kit of specialty tools for that one job, which may be too much investment. And many people are just not savvy enough to do that, they see "specialty tools" and throw up their hands.

[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Have you done any work on your own vehicle? Because buying a tool just to do one job happens all the time.

[-] artyom@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

I'm a professional, I have thousands of tools I use on a regular basis, and I use them to make money

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Whoh thousands and not hundreds?

[-] artyom@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

I mean depends on how you count them, but probably something like that.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago
[-] artyom@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago
[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Well, I just started considering multi-tools and attachment heads and all that :)

[-] artyom@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, what qualifies as a single tool

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