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Andrew Tate is ’too smart to read’ and says books are for ‘slow brains’ (www.irishstar.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Self-professed misogynist influencer Andrew Tate believes reading is for people with “slow brains,” according to a recent resurfaced clip of him on X. In the video, Tate is seen bragging that his brain is too advanced for reading and that he’d rather be in constant chaos.

“I’m too smart to read. I know you’re sitting there going ‘smart people read’... no. I need action. I need constant chaos in my life to feel content. I need to be driving a supercar and f—ing fighting, f—ing a bunch of hoes and champagne… going crazy.”

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[-] jontree255@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Can’t wait for this dude to die driving those supercars or something similarly stupid

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

His dick is stuck in the champagne bottle.

[-] aramis87@fedia.io 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'd much rather he spent some time inside a prison for his crimes.

[-] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Idk can someone ask him if he can’t go faster than 300km/h because he was dropped on his Head as a Child? Just curious

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

he got kicked too many times in the head during his "kickboxing days" he has "micrognathia too, which means you chin is underdeveloped compared to your upper jaw.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

his bugattis.

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