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[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 77 points 1 month ago

Or of they are a nurse, ask them which home remedy is best for burns: toothpaste or powder coffee?

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago
[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Would you like some nut juice with your bean soup? (Adding almond milk to coffee.)

[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

I've heard it tastes better than milk on coffee. Gotta try.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

i think so. it gives a little carb flavor without being to carb-y.

[-] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Habanero juice mixed with vicks.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

tell them to put a whole onion in their sock and call it a day

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago
[-] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Grapefruit poultice

[-] ODuffer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Just tell them the joke was weak, and move on with your life.

this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2026
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