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He took it literally
(lemmy.ml)
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"the native one of the court" but the US doesn't have an official language
https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/03/designating-english-as-the-official-language-of-the-united-states/
That's just his opinion, it's not a law.
I don't think I was technically in a court room.
It's... okay I'm no laywer, but it felt more like just some court staff reading out / explaining the charges in a small room, it didn't really feel like a court hearing or anything, at least it didn't seem like it.
I honestly was so confused af and wasn't sure what was happening.