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[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Spoon? Is that like a symmetrical, dull, parabolic knife?

[-] prole 5 points 1 month ago

Someone's never seen a grapefruit spoon

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

In truth, I haven't, but I'm sincerely looking forward to having the nuances of esoteric cutlery and their proscribed use in polite society explained to me, as if in a cotillion class, by someone with the username "prole."

[-] prole 4 points 1 month ago

Nah, they're just cool looking, sharp spoons

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That makes sense. I hope my tone came across as more playful than accusatory.

[-] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 2 points 1 month ago

they're not sharp, they're serrated

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Your MOM's dull and parabolic, but not symmetrical!

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Alright, Sunflower Eriksen, just calm your tits.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I'll have you know that my decreasingly ample bosom is in a state of complete relaxation 😁

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

No, that's a putty knife. Spoons are elliptical and concave.

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