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Op doesn't have time for interviews
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I really hate these awful "puzzles". They only work by the asker intentionally withholding what, if any, constraints exist in the problem space leaving it totally vague, but of course there ARE secret constraints revealed if you violate them with your answer.
Me: "I do it without flipping any switches. I just ask the lightswitches which one controls the light, and they tell me."
Interviewer: "That's not allowed."
Me: "Well what exactly is allowed? Can I pull the cables out of the wall and see which connects to the bulb? Oh, I bet that's not allowed. How about I open my smart home app and just check which of the smart switches is labeled for it? Oh, I bet it's not a smart switch so I can't do that either? Oh, then the bulb has a chime that boops when it comes on, so I just listen for the boop. Oh that's not allowed either? Wait wait wait, the walls are glass, so I just watch to see when the bulb comes on when I flick the switches."
Even the canonical answer makes a dumb assumption. Ordinary LED bulbs don't get hot.
Their bases do, quite famously. Especially the smart ones.
That is also assuming the lights are not recessed into the ceiling.
And the even more egregious assumption that you could even reach the lightbulb.
I fully agree with your rant.
But LED bulbs do get warm enough that this still would work.
Philips Ultra Efficient bulbs use only 4 watts, and they have a glass bulb and metal base, so they might feel cool to the touch anyway. Or at least feel plausibly the same temperature as the room, depending on how hot it is in there.
I guess if you intentionally use a very efficent bulb you're right.
The problam originally came out before LED bulbs were a thing. At the time, you mainly could only get incandescent bulbs. That's not their fault
I can't believe not even a single person said "use a touchfree current detector".
At least I could argue back that's expected to be allowed if this circumstance happened IRL
LOL.
Or use psychic powers. XD