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[-] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world 81 points 1 day ago

dude just fuckin

 curl --data-ram @ram https://downloadmoreram.com/release/20.1

[-] bluGill@fedia.io 47 points 1 day ago

until curl rewrites in electon and you don't have enough ram to run it anymore

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

"On next week's episode of whycombinator"

[-] alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

according to string theory, you can see the string that started the universe with

cat ~/.zsh_history | head -n 1

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago

switch it to bash_history to see the real big bang

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

*hashbang

[-] alk 18 points 1 day ago

back in the day people would download more ram and put it on giant tape-based backup systems. Big companies started downloading massive amounts of high quality ram this way. This created a ram shortage, and companies like corsair are now using their massive reserves of downloaded ram and filling empty ram sticks with them and making lots of money. That's why ram is so expensive today. Any ram you can download today is low quality ram, and the only high quality ram can be had on physical sticks, which were filled by the companies with ram reserves. 1969 was the peak of the ram harvesting, so you'll probably get some really great ram if it came from that year.