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Programmers are no longer needed! (lemmy.ml)

submitted 9 hours ago by cm0002@lemmings.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 24 points 7 hours ago

Doesn’t matter if they can replace coders. If CEOs think it can, it will.

And now, it’s good enough to look like it works so the CEO can just push the problem down the road and get an instant stock inflation

[-] gnutrino@programming.dev 16 points 7 hours ago

And then it'll all go to shit and proper programmers will be able to charge bank to sort it out.

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

I don't want so spend my career un-fucking vibe code.

I want to create something fun and nice. If I wanted to clean other people's mess, I would be a janitor.

[-] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

If I wanted to clean other people's mess, I would be a janitor.

I'll take your share of the slop cleanup if you don't want it. I wouldn't mind twice the slop cleanup ~~extortion~~ salary.

[-] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 hours ago

I hope it works like that.

[-] onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

It already does, there are people selling their services to unfuck projects that were built with generated code.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

I hope all those companies go bankrupt, people hiring those CEOs lose everything, and the CEOs never manage to find another job in their lives...

But that's a not bad second option.

[-] LordCrom@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

The CEOs will get a short term boost to profits and stock price. Theyll get a massive bonus from it. Then in a few years when shit starts blowing up, they will retire before that happens with a nice compensation package, leaving the company, employeez, and stockholders up shits creek from his short sighted plan.

But the CEO will be just fine on his yacht, dont worry.