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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 43 points 21 hours ago

Next up, selling a subscription service to protect those files from the fucking problem they created themselves

[-] KelvarCherry 3 points 10 hours ago

"Your files wouldn't have been deleted if you used Microsoft OneDrive backup"

[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago

For security, Copolilot will extract your credit card details from your browser history to enroll you into this feature. It will even click next on the I agree to the terms and conditions with those arbitration clauses for ya!

Now don't you feel safe!

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 24 points 21 hours ago

said solution will be a cloud service where your files are at more risk of exposure to bad actor

[-] UnspecificGravity@infosec.pub 4 points 18 hours ago

And then they integrate that solution back into the operating system so that its all just as exposed as if it were locally stored anyways.

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