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Anon asks out a girl
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
The issue with Anon is not where he decided to pick the woman up, but how. What he said is basically "hey, I'm creepy enough to eavesdrop your conversation for three whole hours. Since you're desperate you might as well lower your standards and date someone random, like me." Of course she'd reject him.
Sounds right to me