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[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 138 points 4 days ago

Just use the paper towel you used to dry your hands to open the door

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 110 points 4 days ago

This is an additional reason I hate places that use air driers instead of paper towels

[-] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 45 points 4 days ago

after you've peed on your hands, open the door, then quickly wash your hands and run out. the wind will dry your hands.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Why the unnecessary steps? Just pee on the door handle.

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

this is why i usually pee on my friends hands. then they have to open the door

[-] nuko147@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Me waiting someone to come in, so i can get out.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago

I’ve noticed a lot of places now have a trash can conveniently located by the door for this.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago

I'm that asshole who leaves paper towels by the door until they get the hint.

[-] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 6 points 4 days ago

Just move the bin yourself. They’ll get the hint without extra work.

[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Some (most) are mounted into the wall though.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Eww then ya gotta touch the bin

[-] goldfndr@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

Not if you move the bin with paper towel grip

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 4 days ago

And some places are smart and put a garbage can by the door, for the reason.

[-] klugerama@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

If the trash is not close enough to the door, that paper towel goes on the floor. I know it's a bit rude, but every public restroom should have it close enough to do this.

[-] phar@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago

It's truly amazing how many people including who ever made the picture don't realize this. It's kind of like those conversations where people talk about washing spoons and always getting water sprayed on themselves. Or the people that can only wipe standing up. It's like somehow they just are going through life and not managing the most basic thought processes.

[-] whelk@retrolemmy.com 6 points 4 days ago

I've settled into a routine of pulling the door open with the paper towel, flinging the paper towel into the nearest trashcan, and darting out quick enough without having to keep the door open with my foot or anything. Not necessary, but fun

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

This is the way

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