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So there's this really cool trick:
Face AWAY from the toilet with the heels of your feet close to the base.
Un-button/tie/velcro/zip the whole waistband (not just the fly) such that you can-
Lower your entire pants to the floor.
Now this part can be a bit tricky and does take some practice to keep your balance but
Bend your knees down into a squat while leaning ever so slightly backwards (you can put a hand on a nearby solid object such as the sink or a wall to steady yourself. They also make raised seats with handles on either side if you need help with this).
Situate your buttocks firmly on the seat.
Separate your thighs such that you can
Point your penis down between your legs towards the toilet bowl.
Proceed to urinate.
Hygiene is the same as peeing using other techniques.
This technique is all but foolproof; it is almost impossible to miss the toilet bowl.
Hope this helps!
You forgot to state that the lid should be up
Now I've got piss everywhere
And the pants, lowered all the way to the floor, are swimming in a pool of piss
OK you have a point that I will only grant because I'm so used to finding the lid left up despite my best efforts but you are correct.
I keep all my bathroom stuff in my room because none of the people I've ever lived with have thought it worth their time to put down the lid when they flush.