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[-] saturn57@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Become dragon pros:

  • Fly
  • Flame breath
  • Cool factor
  • Gold???

Become dragon cons:

  • Lose all ability to form human connection and participate in the activities that make life worth living
  • Life destroying depression caused by the overwhelming dysphoria of being trapped in the wretched body of a decrepit beast
  • Can't reply to memes on Lemmy
[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Other pros:

  • almost god-level magic
  • body-morphing (into human too)
  • can talk with spirits
  • wisdom
[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Can totally reply to memes still. Just need bigger screen.

Edit: and I'm uninstalling that keyboard.

[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

Pro: A penis larger than most people

Neither pro nor con: the penis retracts inside of one orifice that you also shit out of.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 4 days ago

Con: No other dragons, everyone who you would want to use it on, runs away screaming.

EDIT: Tf you mean most? Who else has a penis the size of a whole human?

[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

There are a few. Donald Trump is a giant fucking dick for example.

[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago

dragons can change into people homie 😎 at least in d&d

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