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[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

We just gotta change it to " Oi, fuckin, give us some ~~candy~~ lollies cunt or we'll fuck your house up!" instead of trick or treat.

[-] notgold@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Shouldn't they be bumming darts not hunting candy

[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Nah they do that down at the shops.

Fun fact, if someone's coming on your property and stealing your bumpers from your ashtray, what you do is collect a few ashtrays worth of them, piss on them, let them dry and repeat for a week, then you put an ashtray of the fermented piss infused bumpers out and let them steal it, do this for a few days and they will stop.

this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2025
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