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Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.
Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
My 13yo account got permabanned for "ban evasion". I do have - or rather, had - a spare account, but I've never interacted with the same subs, and haven't used that account in a while.
The only thing I can think of as to why this happened is that I called out a tankie sub that pretended to not be tankie, and the mods were obviously upset that their thinly veiled Putin dick-sucking was so publicly revealed. Few hours later, ban. Appealed, appeal denied without explanation.
Fucking disgrace what happened over there.
I have come across a bunch of long-term reddit users - over a decade at least - say similar things. Not many newer users. Definitely some sort of weeding going on.
Eh, I found old.lemmy.zip and haven’t skipped a beat. I like that there is no cumulative post totals. Cuts out the karma farming entirely and keeps the focus on conversation, which is nice.
I do miss the wide audience of Reddit tho. The lack of polished interfaces for the Fediverse are a real blocker for most normie users, which is something I'm actually working on (yet another fediverse app, yes)
I like the app options, so thank you. Especially since some die off over time.