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[-] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 161 points 4 months ago

You genuinely couldn't make this shit up, could you?

Also, I hate that I now read quotes from him in his voice. I want it out of my head.

[-] pticrix@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 months ago

My tired ass first read "you genetically couldn't make this shit up", and frankly, we should preemptively make a law for this.

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