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Microsoft Risks the Ire of the Anti-Woke, Won't Build a Jerk-Off Machine (gizmodo.com)

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 39 points 2 days ago

They should build a synthetic incubus/succubus to go around at night and jerk off men and inseminate women to increase the birthrate.

People can opt out by posting robot.exe on the doorway.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 18 points 2 days ago

They should build a synthetic incubus/succubus

Thanks for the thought, Satan, but I think that consensus is that natural incubi and succubi are the way to go.

[-] huppakee@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago

Just one?

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