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Asmongold thinks he was “beginning to evolve” by not showering for three months - Dexerto (www.dexerto.com)

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[-] null@piefed.nullspace.lol 64 points 2 days ago

I'm sure things were evolving on him.

At least now you can say he has culture.

[-] tourist@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

A whole ecosystem of bacteria, fungi and insects previously thought to be extinct, intentionally eradicated or entirely new to science; all on the body of a man who makes more than enough money contract several HAZMAT teams

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