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[-] percent@infosec.pub 15 points 2 days ago

Must we connect everything to the cloud?

[-] pedz@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

Of course. My meat tenderizer connected to the internet has an accelerometer and sensors. For a small monthly subscription fee it tells me how hard I need to beat the meat, and for how long. All powered by AI for my convenience.

Look, I’m not proud of this next comment but it jumped into my head after reading yours so I guess we can suffer together.

If one’s penis was connected to the cloud, it would give a whole new meaning to the term “cloud seeding”

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 2 points 1 day ago

You win a free internet today!

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

How else are they going to charge a monthly fee for it?

[-] Rothe@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

No, but techbros must.

this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2025
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