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[-] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

some of them also have a bottle opener which is super convenient

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's actually how they are sold to maintain plausible deniability. Like how single roses in gas stations are sold in conveniently shaped glass containers. Or vape batteries being sold as "soldering irons" with a shitty soldering tip that doesn't even work.

Point: it's not a bottle opener. It's a seatbelt bypass from the start. There are valid use cases for having one, like in a shop setting; but the average dudebro having one is a major red flag.

[-] UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Is the conveniently shaped glass container a bong?

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago
[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago
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