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[-] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 month ago

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 month ago

Dude is 40 going on 55. Evil rots from within.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 12 points 1 month ago

Kinda reminds me of Vladimir Putin when he was younger

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Look up Benito Mussolini, twins.

[-] Kolonel_Kahlua@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

His eyes are dead.

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

Those eyes are fucking deceased is what they are.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He sold his soul to a demon, that's why

[-] prole 6 points 1 month ago

What a fucking loser

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