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For the First Time in 133 Years, Maxwell House Rebrands as “Maxwell Apartment”
(news.kraftheinzcompany.com)
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Maybe the next iteration of branding could call the product “Maxwell Hovel” to fit with most workers experiences.
Maxwell Cardboard Box.
Maxwell Bridge
Maxwell Van
Maxwell Shoebox. Old Monty Python skit. https://youtu.be/ue7wM0QC5LE
Maxwell Parents' Basement
Maxwell's 2 bedroom apartment he shares with 4 roommates
Down by the river!
Maxwell Yurt
A yurt would be a step up for me. I've been in some pretty nice yurts.
Maxwell coffee would be a step down, however.