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For the First Time in 133 Years, Maxwell House Rebrands as “Maxwell Apartment” (news.kraftheinzcompany.com)

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/50028199

Its wild that this is not The Onion or satire. Thats a press release on a corporate website.

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[-] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago

It’s the Cracker Barrel all over. It’ll raise some brand awareness. Besides, Maxwell Brothel didn’t test well in some locations.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Cracker ~~barrel~~ pint.

[-] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago

Peppermint schnapps?

[-] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 2 days ago

Did they try Maxwell Concentration Camp?

[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

It's in direct competition with The Bunny Ranch Cafe and others in the outskirts of Nevada.

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