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The often deliberate lack of distinction between private and personal property is one of the most irritating criticisms of communism. The state isn't going to seize your toothbrush.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 days ago

Yeah that's silly.

It will force everyone to use the same comically long strand of dental floss, though

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 6 days ago

what daft punk meant by "around the world" was actually the dental floss that's slowly cutting through the equator until the world is split in two

[-] Jentu@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago

With the two halves separated, it wouldn’t be fair to not provide equal amounts of cooking herbs to both, so everyone flies the daft punk banner One More Thyme.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

the literal communist manifesto, in the fucking 1800s, had to retify that lie.

motherfuckers were still talking about feudalism, and the piggies were already telling the populace that communists were after your toothbrush and your xbox.

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