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Anon deals with crows
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this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2025
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Do you have a designated table you put the peanuts on?
I knew a guy years ago who managed to start trading with the crows in our neighborhood by having a table with two sections, one with bird snackies, the other empty (I think he may have put some foil there at one point?) so they'd have a place to put their payment.
The always got little plastic things, bits of mylar, twistie ties and what not.
Lol I get enough abuse from my neighbors for feeding the crows as it is. If I put out a crow table they're going to sic ICE on me.
There she is now officer! The crow lady!!
Start messing with the crows while dressed as ICE, then when they do show up the crows will know what to do.