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this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2025
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That's not the only thing that falls apart in your seventies, eyyyy
This reminder me for some reason of how my grandfather cheated on his wife a few years ago and had a heart attack during sex. He's like 80 or so.
Gotta look after your ticker if you're going to stay active at that age. Condolences and/or congrats to his wife though.
Condolences indeed, he's still alive.
When you have heart procedures/ surgery, they tell you, "no sex for 6 weeks with your spouse, 8 weeks with anyone else." Theres science backing up the extra strain/excitement of having sex with someone else
But honey, the doctor said I could have sex with other women if I waited 8 weeks after the surgery, so it's not cheating!
Sigh, ain’t that the truth.