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[-] abbiistabbii 100 points 2 weeks ago

Scottish person here, no we do not.

This is a well-known scam that perpetrates a myth that you can become a lord or lady by owning land in Scotland. There is not, and never was a law saying that. If that was the case, my parents would be a lord and lady because we own land in Scotland (my house). In reality, my dad is banned from any official honours. No seriously. Its pretty based.

The firm running the scam claims the money goes to reforesting schemes in the highlands. It does not. If you want to contribute to reforesting in the highlands, look up the national trust for Scotland or the Scottish wildlife trust.

The title of lord is not one that you can buy by getting land in Scotland, it is the British equivalent of senator. I want you to imagine if someone claims that if you a square metre of land in Alaska. You can call yourself a senator.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 24 points 2 weeks ago

Iirc Legal Eagle made a video about this and said the same thing. More importantly though - what did your dad do?

[-] abbiistabbii 39 points 2 weeks ago

So he was a civil servant (nothing big, photographer and graphic design dept, some of his maps are in a preserved nuclear bunker in Fife) and one day the nurses went on strike and he (despite not being a nurse) walked out in solidarity. He was dragged in front of his boss who told him he was now banned from any official honours, meaning he couldn't become a Knight, get an OBE, CBE, MBE, get a George Cross or become a Lord.

[-] Baguette 28 points 2 weeks ago

That's a pretty based reason and way better than being a lord

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

That's a much better unofficial honor imo

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh right I hadn't even considered that the titles would be British. I bet he gave as much of a rat's ass as any other Scotsman would in that case 😂

[-] abbiistabbii 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean he's Mancunian, but he has lived here longer than he has Down South and supports Scottish Independence.

[-] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

why can his boss decide this?

[-] abbiistabbii 2 points 1 week ago

He was a civil servant (aka, he worked for the Government directly in one of their departments), so she could do that. He has had an interesting life, he...

  • Has met Gorbachev.
  • Has been inside a Nuclear Reactor.
  • Watched someone use a sledgehammer to push down a stuck nuclear control rod (made him not trust Nuclear Power seeing that).
  • Has made maps that have been in (and still are in one, which is now a Museum).
  • Once revealed that upper management wasn't doing their jobs with a prank.
  • Will randomly point at things during drives and say "See that, that doesn't officially exist".
  • Has signed the Official Secrets act.
  • Has driven a car halfway up Yr Wyddfa (Snowdon).
  • Photographed the aftermath of an electrocution at a substation.
  • Watched the Scotland Secretary nearly send a message about Margaret Thatcher being a bitch to all the major papers.
  • Learnt First Aid, specially in case the UK got Nuked.
  • Has photographed the Queen multiple times.
  • Has photographed Jimmy Savile (yeah).
  • Has made me more or less distrustful of the government because he's seen it from the inside.
[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

"YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS LEGAL LOOPHOLE IN SCOTLAND!"

"This just may be the coolest gift ever" - FORBES

Just a quick google reveals there are like dozens of different websites that claim to do this lol

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago

To me, I never thought the part about the titles was true. It felt very tongue in cheek. To me the bigger scandal is that it's illegal to subdivide land that small and sell it as souvenir plots of land. So even when you strip away the part that most people understand is a gag, you're still not even getting the thing they say you do.

Like if someone said "I'll send you a plastic crown to be pretend to be a king" but they never actually give you one.

[-] abbiistabbii 3 points 2 weeks ago

You would be very surprised what people believe about my country.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

(un) related fun fact: you can make up your own title in most countries.

The only titles you can't use, are those that would imply that you have authority or qualifications that you do not.

Since being a "Lord" is basically meaningless in North America, you can literally just.... Call yourself a Lord. No payment required.

But you can't go around saying you're a doctor, or a veteran of any kind, or something like that.... That shit will get you in trouble.

[-] krunklom@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

You've just inspired me. Many estates have grandiose names. I am naming my apartment swamphole, and I am now the lord of swamphole.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago
[-] AlecSadler 4 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for the info and thorough explanation.

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

My last bottle of Laphroaig came with a deed to a square foot of bog, can I come visit? I promise I'll behave...

[-] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Said like a true lord.

[-] Nexyte@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ordered for my girlfriend and myself from https://establishedtitles.com/ and they seemed quite trustworthy to me. Their trustpilot reviews seem good too.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

I believe that this is one of the core scammers in this whole scheme.

There's whole documentary style videos on it, how it's a scam, and that they're largely just pocketing the money.

But if it makes you happy to have paid $100 for a piece of paper that says Lord/Lady (your name here), then I don't see why you would care, if that's what you are getting from it.

[-] Nexyte@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Also, the thought of having a tree planted on a designated plot was a nice thought. I'll look for a documentary on that topic. Sadly, I didn't know before.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's kind of the idea though.

They don't exactly advertise that they're doing a bad thing.

I have my reservations about the tree planting thing. I forget the specifics about it from the material I've seen.

IIRC it's half right? I forget why. It's been a while.

[-] michaelmrose@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

You can't get a lordship just by owning land and you can't sell a sq meter of land who cares what trust pilot says?

[-] Nexyte@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I just checked trustpilot after reading all this. Actually I did order there because I heard of that stuff in multiple podcasts. I thought the lord/ladyship would just be a title for fun and the money would go towards reforestation. (I know that the titles and ownership of the land are without any legal ground.)

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