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[-] krunklom@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago

If it's a simulation someone must be running it. Maybe we could get their attention somehow.

Praying obviously doesn't work. Maybe if we all stripped naked and just kind of started getting it on in a giant juicy fuck pile that would get their attention.

And they could make things suck less.

[-] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago

That's assuming the someone running the simulation is even aware we are here. For all we know, they're just trying to model out the behavior of stars and black holes.

[-] krunklom@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

That's why we should get all up in each others' holes

[-] dmention7@midwest.social 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If I was playing The Sims, and one of my Sims started showing un-mistakeable signs of self awareness, I would panic and ctrl-alt-delete that shit so fast.

Maybe its better if we DMT-and-lasers our way into a plan before we start banging on the glass.

[-] krunklom@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'd just sims harder but that's just me

[-] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

They go for a swim without a ladder when they displease the elder gods.

[-] krunklom@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is the way

[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 1 points 2 weeks ago

Last Thursdayism is when they reload the save

[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Shit, it's broken again, where's the reset button?

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