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Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB?
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/dev/null is web scale, it maintains sub 1ms times no matter how much load you give it!
Does /dev/null support sharding?
Yes, you can run as many replicas as you want. It's also incredibly lean on the synchronization bandwidth.
It certainly supports the admin sharting when he finds out where all the data went.
What data?
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