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Anon asks out a friend
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My wife was a huge slut. She's great at sex. Sex is fun!
Case in point. Sluts are the best.
Forgot to mention that I was a slut in college, too! Woooo
so spacenoodle's noodle has been in various spaces?
Heh
SpaceNoodle's noodle has even been inside The Space Needle
Accurate
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It’s definitely dated now, but Robin Williams’ joke about Islamic suicide bombers getting to heaven and being met with 72 virgins was what made me realize that society had it all wrong about promiscuity.
“And now for my talent portion…”
Don’t get me wrong, it’s an unfair generalization to say that virgins/less experienced are uniformly bad at sex (some people just ‘get it’), but it’s generally more accurate that practice makes perfect. (Or maybe that those who have more of an aptitude and interest ‘practice’ more… same result, either way.)