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[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

always? what's your pick for a shower pistol?

and your go-to for a hot tub gun?

when you go to the hospital and they put you in the shitty robe with no back, what's the gun solution then?

pfft, fucking amatuer. sniper teams in constant overwatch is the only real solution, with an ac130 specter on call for those hairy situations at the PTA meeting. what a tourist.

[-] Marshezezz 1 points 1 day ago

Neat story. You have no clue what happened to me and I don’t really care if you don’t understand

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

naw man share your wisdom, what's the go-to for shitter duty? a sawed off for your log jams?

come on this is fun, what kind of sniper rifle do you bring to the drive in theater?

[-] Marshezezz 1 points 1 day ago
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