544

Armed drones to be deployed at schools to stop mass shooters (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Wilshire@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

117 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Fucking hilarious quote here:

"It's a bit like that movie The Matrix, where the agent can jump into the nearest person and immediately be good to go. We're a little bit like that—but we're the good guys," he added.

Oh yeah so it's kinda like the terrifying dystopian surveillance nightmare where people are oppressed at all times by an omnipresent, invincible, untouchable outer force that compels them to unquestionably follow the path laid out for them in life by their masters. But like, in a good way!

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

What actually happens to people who's body is taken by the agent in the matrix? They can't be not dead, right? This makes it even better.

this post was submitted on 02 Sep 2025

544 points (100.0% liked)

Not The Onion

17964 readers

1704 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world