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[-] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] normanwall@lemmy.world 86 points 1 month ago

I read from someone claiming to be in nursing that it's likely just bruising because he's old and has had a cannula/IV so its pretty common. Unfortunately he has great access to health care but he's a fucking moron who eats mostly fast food so here's hoping

[-] Quokka@quokk.au 54 points 1 month ago

Knowing our luck all the preservatives he's eating from the fast food will make him immortal.

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

We should place him next to Liz Truss’s cabbage and see which withers first

[-] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Honestly, we shit on him for what he eats, but he's almost 80 and still going, so i dont think it's working very well. He already had an entire life that was longer than most people, sadly.

[-] LadyMeow 29 points 1 month ago

Turns out it was money the whole time!

[-] Zombie@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago
[-] ratel@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

I knew exactly what this link was before clicking on it.

[-] LadyMeow 2 points 1 month ago

Lmao nailed it!

[-] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

The Coca-Cola and McDonald's is just his schtick. He doesn't eat that.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

he eats kfc like a real dick tater

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

it's working on me. i had a group of "friends" running a betting pool on when i would die that stopped being my friends when i outlived all their bets and asked to collect.

granted it was pie and not fast food, but hey still here.

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Being close to this all the time: yeah that's what it looks like to me too.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well besides healthcare there is also a small bit of reduced stress. He probably praises himself internally.

"I never had to stress about paying my bills or working manual labor jobs my entire life so I physically age slower than 99% of the population and my back stays unhurt until age of 60."

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago

I doubt he’ll have the grace to do it with any speed, but this and the talk about getting into heaven and Vance being ready to take over sure are suggestive.

[-] TipRing@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Typically, the VP doesn't publicly talk about taking over for the President unless the possibility is significant, but this administration lacks anything approaching message discipline so who knows.

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