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[-] Denjin@feddit.uk 275 points 1 week ago

What an absolute piece of shit coming in 15 minutes early on your scheduled start date.

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 195 points 1 week ago

Yeah. I would have fired them on the spot.

Why?

Because if they came early it means that they not busy enough in their own life.

If life's not a one big hustle for you, you are not even trying.

(/s just incase)

[-] meekah@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago

This reads like it came straight off of linked in. Perfection.

[-] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

I know this is sarcasm but the point of the lunatic was that he wanted them to come on Monday, a full day before.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Not that this actually happened of course, but if somebody genuinely worked like that, you wouldn't want to work for them.

You'd probably end up stabbing them in the eye with a rusty fork, and no one would blame you.

[-] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Oh yeah, definetely, it would be horrible

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