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[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Does any one remember the toy and show, "care bears?" We should have toys and a cartoon called the Charmin bears. When the bears are defeating evil, they will yell, "Charmin bear shit," and then bend over to perform a perfectly synced team goatse followed by a super high pressure stream of diarrhea right into the evil doer which knocks the bad guy off his feet.

[-] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Sounds like a Robot Chicken sketch. Imagine it animated with claymation.

[-] krunklom@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I truly believe the world needs more of this kind of flagrant lack of regard for decency, good taste, and morals when it concerns children.

It is the only reasonable counter to "won't somebody please think of the children?"

Like. Sure. This is what we think.

Just make the world so utterly polluted with shit that will ruin a happy childhood that parents will have mo choice but to actually be parents and everyone else can just go on with their fucking lives.

[-] sours@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Guy, we could legalize child soldiers tomorrow and as long as they promised to keep the kids from home 8 hours a day people would throw their kids at them.

[-] i_dont_want_to 2 points 1 day ago

I love the Internet

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Betcha it already exists and you just haven't checked the right sites.

I appreciate you and wish you luck on your pitch to Corus.

[-] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks, it will have to be a joint venture with proctor and gamble.

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