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Anon discovers hygiene
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this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2025
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Listen man, if you want to have a dirtier ass, all the power to you
Oh, such a well thought out response to "you're taking what someone said deliberately wrong in a very weird way".
My ass is clean because I take a hot soapy shower evertime I poop and I change my underwear if I fart, unlike you, you degenerate unwashed heathen.
You lost me at the changing your underwear with each fart, but I agree with post-poop-showers.
Hey, if you want to run around with aerosolized poop particles stinking up your underwear like a grotesque feral hog out of a nightmarish Icelandic fairy tale, be my guest.