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[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 days ago

I’m so glad England isn’t real.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 15 points 2 days ago

Oh it’s real and no matter where you live the English have probably pillaged it for spices they never use.

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 8 points 2 days ago

Spices were too expensive for most of the population. Except for the likes of the powdered, wigged gents above.

My ancestors only had beans on toast to look forward to when they got back from working in the mines.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

You had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire

[-] Codpiece@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

You had a bed? Such luxuries, we had to sleep in the turnip fields while they were being ploughed.

[-] not_IO 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

you were lucky to have a turnip field, we used to live on the forest floor in a hole in the ground

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

You ad a bed!? Luxury!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago

Nah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English 💪😁

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

So much so that is the main reason why they have shit teeth.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

What? It's not like our berserker hordes stole their enamel or pushed back the invention of orthodontic surgery..

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

We took the ones with teeth and left the ones without teeth.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago

Oh! Right 😁

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

If they never use spices, what do they use for making curry?

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