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Modern lunch break (sh.itjust.works)

Are we all doing this now, because I’m exhausted by noon everyday. (TikTok screencap)

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[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I did it all the time working nights. Just close your eyes and konk out. But set an alarm.

[-] MudMan@fedia.io 2 points 21 hours ago

See, that I can do just fine. I haven't heard an alarm clock in decades. Even if I have to wake up at like 4 AM for an early flight I will typically just wake up 30 minutes earlier and check the time. I still set an alarm just in case, but I can just... wake up at the same hour every day naturally (even before sunrise) and fairly reliably early at unusual times.

But falling asleep on command? That's science fiction.

When I worked nights I actually ended up having to create some buffer time before falling asleep. Otherwise it was all work-related nightmares every time, all the time. Sure, I was working from home as well, so people who commute back from their night jobs may get that for free, but still.

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 12 hours ago

You have Hyperactive-type ADHD and Anxiety. (Possibly)

So mote it be. (Maybe)

Awkwardly gestures prophetically.

[-] MudMan@fedia.io 2 points 10 hours ago

Man, to think some people waste decades studying to make that determination. We really could be disrupting this whole medicine thing. Maybe get some automated model to pass these things out fast. I don't see what could go wrong.

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 hours ago

In this case, it’s just me having a ‘Spider-Man meme’ moment with your comment and being excessively cavalier/silly in my response.
Medical diagnosis’ should not come from anonymous people on the internet. I could be a dog, for crying out loud.

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