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Anon discovers hygiene (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

listen, i get it, you have your asshole spritzed by the gods one time and you magicaly turn from your average poop smearer, to bidet fanatic.

[-] beastlykings@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

Have you tried it? Have you felt Poseidon's kiss? Magical.

[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

for bidets, i’m more fanatical then an arch main

this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2025

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