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Anon discovers hygiene
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this post was submitted on 25 Aug 2025
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Pro tip: You can go without showers for longer if you use a bidet and strong, antibacterial deodorant.
And shave your armpits. The hair is basically a bacterial incubator. You don't need to make it razor-commercial-smooth, just run a trimmer over it occasionally.
Great point! I actually do that, too. Do it in the underpants-area, too, for good measure. Using a trimmer instead of trying to cut the hair down completely makes it really quick and easy, and prevents razor burns and nicks.